Friday, September 27, 2013

short story

years ago.....a person names jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was believed to be haunted. The next day his friends waited for him outside the house..... They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room but the attic. He wasn't suppose to sleep in the attic. He was suppose to sleep in the living room they went to the attic. They found jerry's corpse and they left because they got scared. But that night all died because of their friend. He killed them all for making him sleep in the house if you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by jerry.Example 1: a man named Stewart read this and didnt believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something out his door. He got up to look his dead now. Example 2:a girl named Haley read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She went to school ( she was only 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this to 11 comments tonight Jerry will visit you and he isn't fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this to 11 comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you brake this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Mind Power

Money is Your Reward for Serving Others


The paper you fold and place in your purse or pocket is not money. It is paper with ink on it. It represents money, but it is not money. Money is an idea. The earning of money has nothing to do with the paper stuff, it has to do with consciousness.
To accumulate wealth, a person must become very comfortable with the idea of money. That may sound strange, however most people are not comfortable with the idea of money, which is why they do not have any. The cause of poverty is poverty consciousness. A poverty consciousness will cause a person to see, hear, think and feel ... lack and limitation.
The late Mike Todd said, ''Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a mental state.''
He was correct. There are wealthy people who lose every cent they have through a series of mistakes in judgment, but that does not make them poor. They will have it all back in a short time because of their prosperity consciousness.
Many years ago, George Bernard Shaw expressed his thoughts on money. People have such strong views on both of these statements, I purposely use them in my seminars to cause the attendees to think.
1. It is the duty of every person to be rich.
2. It is a sin to be poor.
Before you reject these as being ridiculous, let's analyze them. To fully understand what Shaw was saying, you must have an open mind. There is a law that states everything is moving, absolutely nothing rests. You are either moving ahead in life or going in reverse ... growing or dying ... creating or disintegrating, becoming richer or poorer.

Mind Power

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Monday, September 9, 2013

Naughty JOKES

Two neighbours are chatting over the garden wall.
“When my husband comes home from work tonight, he’ll
probably bring me a huge bunch of flowers.”
“Oh isn’t that nice, you are lucky.”
“No, not really. He’ll expect me to take all my clothes off
and be on the floor with my legs in the air.”
“Oh dear, why’s that? Haven’t you got any vases?” :o :o

:D :D

Short joke

“I would like to be painted in the nude” said the beautiful
young girl to the famous artist.
“Okay” replied the artist, “but I’ll have to keep my socks on
so I have somewhere to put my brushes.”

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Adult Joke

“Hello, Colin, what are you doing riding around on that
woman’s bicycle?”
“Well, it’s a long story,” replied Des. “I was on my way into
town when this lady passes me on a bicycle. She stops, waits
for me to catch up, gives me a kiss and then takes her clothes
off!”
“You can have anything you want,” she says, so I took the
bicycle…Well, I’m not a pervert, I don’t wear women’s
clothes.”

named colin  is not me .. my name is kolin :p :p

Short Adult JOKE

“Mummy, mummy, what’s a pussy?” asked the small boy. His
mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture
of a cat.
“That’s a pussy,” she said.
“Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy.
Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her
son a picture of a dog.
But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and
asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine,
opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle.
“There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.”
Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad
replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”